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dietchola: do twin boys have the same penis size?

Sun, 19 May 2013 18:11:54 +0200

do twin boys have the same penis size?

vegansanfrancishet: So, I paint my nails pretty regularly these...

Sun, 19 May 2013 18:11:01 +0200

So, I paint my nails pretty regularly these days. I also work as a barista/cashier pretty regularly these days. A few weeks back, I had a customer come in, a fairly typical, sheltered, suburban soccer mom, and she ordered a latte from me. She saw my brightly colored nails and said, “Wow, you’re so brave! My son asked me about painting his nails, and if it’s okay for boys to do that. Now I’ll tell him there’s a cool guy who does it too!” It was a nice moment, very cute.

Then, last week, she came in again, and said, “Hey, I’m so glad you’re here! I want you to meet someone!” She then brings her son forward, and says, “Okay sweetie, show him what you did!” And he throws his hands up, showing off his bright, sparkling blue nails. He shows them off, and I show mine off to him. He smiles. We fist bump.

Guys, I’ve only wanted to cry once at work before, and that was when someone ordered a large dry soy cappuccino on ice.

This time, though. This was a good cry.

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Sun, 19 May 2013 18:10:12 +0200

Sun, 19 May 2013 18:07:00 +0200

randomstuff134:

sodamnrelatable:

take a moment to realize you have never seen your face in person, just reflections and pictures

some scientists agree that if you saw a clone of yourself, you wouldn’t recognise it as you, because our idea of what we look like is so different from what we actually look like

tropic-al-vibes: euoria: they way he looks at her like hes got...

Sun, 19 May 2013 18:06:44 +0200

tropic-al-vibes:

euoria:

they way he looks at her like hes got the world right in front of his eyes

❀

im-fallingforyou: estuds: You can come out when your done bein...

Sun, 19 May 2013 17:48:59 +0200

im-fallingforyou:

estuds:

You can come out when your done bein a little faggot

ive scrolled past this like 7 times and just saw the baby ohmygod im screaming.

methlabrador: hotbabysitter: What if God was one of us? Just a stranger on a bus, masturbating...

Sun, 19 May 2013 17:47:36 +0200

methlabrador:

hotbabysitter:

What if God was one of us? Just a stranger on a bus, masturbating violently.

fuck kind of bus do you ride

boydivision: when you try to move a fly away with your hand and it’s too slow and you end up...

Sun, 19 May 2013 17:44:07 +0200

boydivision:

when you try to move a fly away with your hand and it’s too slow and you end up TOUCHING I T

fancifullauren: irishfangirlshipper: dorkstrider: why do women’s clothing designers believe that...

Sun, 19 May 2013 17:43:50 +0200

fancifullauren:

irishfangirlshipper:

dorkstrider:

why do women’s clothing designers believe that girls do not need pockets

It’s so they can sell us bags

Ouroboros: a serpent biting its own tail. A mythological and...

Sun, 19 May 2013 17:43:19 +0200

Ouroboros: a serpent biting its own tail. A mythological and alchemic symbol of the cyclic nature of the universe: creation out of destruction, life out of death. The ouroboros eats its own tail to sustain its life in an eternal cycle of renewal.

supceline: typicalfeline: this makes me so happy i love this

Sun, 19 May 2013 17:25:31 +0200

supceline:

typicalfeline:

this makes me so happy

i love this

bombliate: how weird is it to have pets though like a random animal just lives in your house and...

Sun, 19 May 2013 17:25:02 +0200

bombliate:

how weird is it to have pets though like a random animal just lives in your house and you can’t communicate with it but you both just accept it

meoplelikepeople: acrackinthetardis: nickgrimshade: do you ever remember that harry is only 18...

Sun, 19 May 2013 17:23:07 +0200

meoplelikepeople:

acrackinthetardis:

nickgrimshade:

do you ever remember that harry is only 18 years old and he’s been accused of sleeping with 410 women and breaking up 3 marriages and he can’t even get a tattoo without being surrounded by thousands of girls and he has no privacy and never actually gets to just be an 18 year old kid

For a minute I thought you were talking about Harry Potter and I was really confused

I was trying to remember when this happened in the books.

finnxodairr: do you ever wonder how people even find your blog they don’t

Sun, 19 May 2013 17:21:24 +0200

finnxodairr:

do you ever wonder how people even find your blog

they don’t

yinx1: katsplanet: yahoo wants to buy tumblr so i’m making an...

Sun, 19 May 2013 17:20:55 +0200

yinx1:

katsplanet:

yahoo wants to buy tumblr so i’m making an early prediction as to what would happen if this were to take place

NO

romy7: Sex in Video Games [Ω]

Sun, 19 May 2013 17:20:27 +0200

romy7:

Sex in Video Games [Ω]

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Sun, 19 May 2013 17:17:48 +0200

megvsshark: trishhyy: when a girl changes her clothes in front of you, she’s either really...

Sun, 19 May 2013 17:16:49 +0200

megvsshark:

trishhyy:

when a girl changes her clothes in front of you, she’s either really interested or you’re level 99 friend-zoned

Or she hasn’t spotted you in the tree yet.

yourendorphine: homophobic participating countries who didn’t show the gay kiss on eurovision must...

Sun, 19 May 2013 17:16:25 +0200

yourendorphine:

homophobic participating countries who didn’t show the gay kiss on eurovision must pay a fine because eurovision must be shown from beginning to end without cutting anything out and they are banned from eurovision for the next three years

i am crying right now i love you europe

shessosumptuous: So homosexuality is a sin but high heeled sneakers aren’t

Sun, 19 May 2013 17:15:16 +0200

shessosumptuous:

So homosexuality is a sin but high heeled sneakers aren’t